Oh-oh-oh! Forgot about this one! It's the beginning of a weird little story based on a chatlog - set up to look a little like those old adventure game cutscenes.

Too bad nothing really happens in there because I stopped in the middle (and I sadly can't continue it now because I lost the original file), but let me tell you, that was one weird evening.

Smiley, Trillian, Dusty, Takken and Zroonsneez (from left to right), after this scene, end up kidnapping a bus full of people to fly it to Oregon, but crash-land in Hawaii instead, where a guy who looks way too much like Santa Clause gets vaporized not-quite-on-accident. Then reality gets a little fuzzy altogether, and eventually Tay (who came back home in the meantime) finds THEM and brings them back home to The House. Meanwhile, Pat apparently ended up in Atlantis where they taught him to use advanced technologies far beyond our own, not knowing that he's really a little psycho bent on world destruction. When he's not busy annoying the rest of the House inhabitants, that is.

Ah, you know how it is.

Cast (from left to right):

as Smiley
as Dusty
as Trillian
as Takken

Zroonsneez as... Zroonsneez

Based on a chatlog, as in, I didn't have change a thing about it to make it seem like a freaky sitcom.