Do you know those journal memes that tell you to list ten or so of your friends and then answer some questions with them in? Like, "If 3 and 6 baked a cake together, what flavor is it?"
This is a generator of such questions. You put in some names of your friends, copy-paste (or rewrite) the ten questions it throws together for you, and then answer them somewhere. If you like this little assistent, it'd be grand if you could link back here so that others can find it.
Thanks to everyone who helped with the ideas, and the ones who came up with the original memes of that kind.
Also everyone who commented, faved and shared their crazy questions and answers! Very fun to watch.
Edit: (Do2Mo3Y2o10) Messed a bit with the coding (it now remembers names for the next round!), and added some more placeholders. Hope everything still works as, well, much as it did before.
Edit: (Do3M1oY2o08) I DID fix a few of the smaller problems, but kept forgetting to upload it! But, here we go.
Mysteries of the Meme:
"How did you do this?" I'm not a big programmer, so those aren't really all that hard to make. You WILL need to know how dynamic textfields in Flash work, and then there's a non-fatal buttload of random and not-so-random variables, arrays, and a bunch of if-thens. And maybe a for-loop or two. I apologize if this isn't much help. Also, mind you, I kept the programming simple - the meme's dumbness can be half the fun, I mean, come ON, don't tell me you took this meme and expected SERIOUS questions.
"It didn't use some of the names I put in!" FIXED! It won't just ignore any of the names you picked anymore. For the moment at the cost of the name order not being randomized, but I'll change that again as I redo the coding of this thing.
"It used the same name twice in one question!" FIXED! No more evil twins. Or at least, it's far more unlikely now. After all, evil twins DO exist.
"A question showed up twice or more!" Not fixed yet, but it doesn't seem all that fatal for the moment.
"The program skipped a question, or I pressed "Next" too early! Can you put in a Back button?" If I ever redo the thing completely, there'll be more varied questions, placeholders, and I'll see what's the best way to solve this. Until then, good luck, and don't press "Next" too early.
Questions not making sense, being awkward as heck, not using proper grammar: Make the best of it.
1. Do you miss TV? 2. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, the Power Rangers and your bestest best friend! How will it go? 3. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Arthur Dent or Mad Hatter? 4. Ever slept in the same room with your bestest best friend? 5. Who does Mad Hatter like? 6. How did you meet garden gnomes? 7. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Captain America or TV? 8. How would Napoleon Dynamite insult Captain America? 9. What do you think of the Daleks? 10. What would you do if love confessed love to you?
1. What would you do if Cookie confessed love to you? She's A Girl........ 2. Do you love My Uncle's Butt? My Uncle Yes His Butt......IDK 3. Iron Man and Cookie are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife? IRON MAN 4. What was your first impression of His Butt? Stinky......... 5. Alex suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that? I'll Tape Your Mouth 6. What is My Butt's favorite TV show or movie? Gravity Falls 7. Do you think Chezca is a virgin? Yes (SHE'S A KID) 8. Would you open a mystery gift Marie just gave you, without much hesitation? Maybe 9. What would you do if Rea confessed love to you? SHES A GIRL! 10. Describe John Lloyd in five words. 1.He's Nice 2.He's Funny 3.He's Cute 4.He's A Talker 5.He's Adorable :3
All Random Names. 1. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between a friendly old woman and Snape, and why? Hmm.. the old woman! She bakes cookies! 2. Do you trust a mysterious stranger? Yup! 3. What song could be C3PO's theme song? Nyan Cat, for sure 4. Who's a genie dating? Aladin 5. What if you found out that Pyramid Head was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with a mysterious stranger? Hmm... I would join them to take over earth! 6. Is Universe Man your best friend? Nope! Old Woman is! 7. Describe the radio in five words. Why. Do. You. Ask. Me. 8. If the Doctor and a friendly old woman were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen? They would die, since no one would ever find them 9. What do you think about your mom? She's a nice mom ^-^ 10. How did you meet Snape? I was eating cookies
2. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, the Power Rangers and your bestest best friend! How will it go?
3. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Arthur Dent or Mad Hatter?
4. Ever slept in the same room with your bestest best friend?
5. Who does Mad Hatter like?
6. How did you meet garden gnomes?
7. Who would you rather get stuck in handcuffs with, Captain America or TV?
8. How would Napoleon Dynamite insult Captain America?
9. What do you think of the Daleks?
10. What would you do if love confessed love to you?
Did this three times because I'm bored
She's A Girl........
2. Do you love My Uncle's Butt?
My Uncle Yes His Butt......IDK
3. Iron Man and Cookie are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
IRON MAN
4. What was your first impression of His Butt?
Stinky.........
5. Alex suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
I'll Tape Your Mouth
6. What is My Butt's favorite TV show or movie?
Gravity Falls
7. Do you think Chezca is a virgin?
Yes (SHE'S A KID)
8. Would you open a mystery gift Marie just gave you, without much hesitation?
Maybe
9. What would you do if Rea confessed love to you?
SHES A GIRL!
10. Describe John Lloyd in five words.
1.He's Nice
2.He's Funny
3.He's Cute
4.He's A Talker
5.He's Adorable :3
[link] and [link]Made it into a journal LOL.
Every night...
2. Odin got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
Hmm... a goat
3. Describe Thor in five words.
God, of, Thunder, bad, brother
4. What if you found out that Coulson was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Iron Man?
...WUT?! WUt THE HECK?
5. What's Captain America to you?
An old man who used to live in a block of ice
6. Do you trust Nick Fury?
No.
7. What would Hawkeye not be caught dead in?
Hmm......
8. What musical instrument would Black Willow most likely play?
Piano!
9. What would you do if you hadn't met Hulk?
Never met him :I
10. How do your and Iron Man's talents add up?
SUPER LOKI FANGIRL OF IRON!!
Tony: O_O
OMG YES!! MY MIND IS DOOMED!!!
1. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between a friendly old woman and Snape, and why?
Hmm.. the old woman! She bakes cookies!
2. Do you trust a mysterious stranger?
Yup!
3. What song could be C3PO's theme song?
Nyan Cat, for sure
4. Who's a genie dating?
Aladin
5. What if you found out that Pyramid Head was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with a mysterious stranger?
Hmm... I would join them to take over earth!
6. Is Universe Man your best friend?
Nope! Old Woman is!
7. Describe the radio in five words.
Why. Do. You. Ask. Me.
8. If the Doctor and a friendly old woman were locked in the same (really small) room for longer than a day, what would most likely happen?
They would die, since no one would ever find them
9. What do you think about your mom?
She's a nice mom ^-^
10. How did you meet Snape?
I was eating cookies